Hmm yes for a dragon I believe the candles should start unlit.

If you want an EV to make vroom vroom noises make them yourself while you drive like a real man child.

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I beg your Parma?

Wait, why did my insurance premiums just go up?

Ok I’ll take the potatoes for now and accept and IOU for the carr…wait a minute

I’ll embrace bartering if you give me 400 carrots and 2000 potatoes.

Maybe they should commission a stainless steel sculpture instead

Ok, there’s obviously been some kind of mistake here

Good PSA. RIP TotalBiscuit

You would have the plaintext password at login time based on the users input. I’m guessing that’s why it happens at login time rather than proactively asking people to update their passwords.

I would like to go to bread bell to purchase a little donkey

Damn, this comment blew up unexpectedly

It’s ok everyone they will all be a lot better off once manufacturing comes back to the US, they can make up the difference by working in a local sweatshop.

I got the comic but I’m pretty clueless in general. I’m not totally sure what I’m meant to do in that case so I downvoted your comment to be safe.

These hamburgers were cooked…well… let’s be honest they were cooked to screw over America

I would strongly advise against drinking your vehicle regardless of how old it is.

The best part would be that if they went to another wizard to have them break the curse they’d tell them that there was no curse. More paranoia fuel.

Yeah that is pretty surprising. I know other systems are pretty quick to pull over and disengage if you don’t respond to the nags. 7 minutes seems like a pretty long time.

I’m not going to entertain crock from an overly ambitious form of ape