…so, like, it was a walmart-exclusive live television broadcast?..was there a live audience at the perfromance or was he just playing to an empty studio?..how’d that work, like, did they set up chairs in front of a special big-screen at each location or did you just stand around the electronics department for two hours?..
…garth brooks reminds me a lot of taylor swift; totally not my jam but you do you…
…heck, may parents’ first litton microwave took three grown men to move and we barely managed at that…
…f*cking balls-out cartoon fascists…
…astroturfing; good catch…
(i was trying to parse when bra-stigma had been a thing after the twentieth century)
…i got honorable mention in the history fair in fourth grade; i think i still have the ribbon in a box…
…how about jupiter’s moon?..
…oh, i think you misunderstand me: that’s not impaired driving, that’s skillful navigation through the normal flow of traffic in sàigòn…
…oh, that’s just the vietnam regional setting…
…i’ll put my money on a domestic incident first: the administration has more to gain from crushing dissent…
(i actually thought this was ammunition from an old disc gun)
…all my turntables have included 45RPM adapters for the spindle; never needed anything separate for the records…
…i have a 5" adapter ring for 3" compact discs, though: that has seen legitimate use in all my slot-loading players, although drawer-loading players always included detents for smaller discs, and of course portable players snap directly onto the spindle…
…those are what i use, but whereas i can avoid touching anything with my hands until using a towel and any residual dampness air-dries between my fingers and skin, hopping across the bathroom to a towel one foot at a time is awkward and best and my feet are pretty much going on the ground immediately after mostly-drying them…
…washing my feet in the sink is trivial; drying them well-enough not to track around slightly-damp feet afterward is a hassle…
…where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above-average…
…hot tub time machine; absurdly better film than its pitch had any right to be…
…folks frequently presume i’m a recording on telephone calls; i used to do radio so i guess my extemporaneous diction comes across more composed than anticipated…
…i did not but i’d rather not traffic user-hostile sites, regardless…
…hah!..well that kind of superfandom commands my respect even if the material doesn’t earn it: dorks dorking-out over dorky things are always cool in my opinion…