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…i learned this word from the big book of amazing facts in 1978!..

…nah man, that’s on the domestic dealers + automakers choosing not to market small affordable cars in favor of big profitable road-tanks, and it’s not the first time they’ve priced themselves out of the market like this…

…will someone just drop this guy in an industrial shredder already?..

…software is next…

…i think it’s been patched + restored since 2009…

YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!

…nah man, 27 february 2013 (or 2013 february 27 if you want to append 24.00 time) leave no room for ambiguity…

…we get a good dinner once per week on a good week; we get a good week once per month on a good month; we get a good month once per season on a good season; we get a good season once per year…

…how about blaming trashy fast slow food priced higher than table service at a proper sit-down restaurant?..

…funny thing is aperture science isn’t even included in that graphic but it fits right in…

…i was scrolling usenet around 17.30 CDT on april 29th, 1992 when a friend posted that a riot was gathering outside his window; the news broke about an hour later…

(yep, but i just woke up as i was typing, so i’ll leave it as a mark of shame)

…get that f*ucking plural-comma apostrophe out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

“Turbo-revvin’ punk! I’ll straighten you out yet!”

…park a maverick next to a nineties ranger; the difference is ridiculous…

We’d love to, but manufacturers keep trying to force them down our throats.

…that’s not where they’re supposed to go…

…maybe he’ll do the world a favor and step into an industrial shredder…

(shame about his genetic legacy, but hopefully all their mothers are mostly good people who give them a fighting chance at turning out well)

YOU wOULDN’T
DOWNLOAd A
CIVILISATION

…i use base 12 every day; it’s fantastically useful and foundational to civilisation for good reason…