Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

They smell good

Huun Huur Tu is from Tuva, not Tibet

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

… Ouch

Must be wunderbar

Do not run. Do not run.

Stop continental drift!

https://www.wimble.org/SoPrePlaTec/preventionhome.html

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys

It’s tough, kid, but it’s life

What does Consumer Electronics Control have to do with this

I always felt this should be the rubric for how long to have your turn signal on, too. Then it scales with speed!

Aeiou aeiou aeiou

Yeah, that makes sense. It doesn’t just automatically become their money, just because they took your car. This seems like a totally logical way to handle it, so I’m not surprised that it’s the opposite of the way things usually work

Pi r not square. Pi r round. Cornbread r square

Maybe they should try using honey

There’s one feature Boost has that I really miss when I try to switch, which is that it will save your position in the comments of a post. So like if you scroll down halfway and then leave the comments and come back, you are still in the same spot. Every other client I’ve tried doesn’t have that feature and it’s kinda a deal breaker for me

Do you really blame them?

One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster

It’s this loss(less compression)