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Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Aww, thought it was gonna be a smart tv os alternative

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

I just checked, you can chat. I thought of it as kind of a newer feature but it’s probably been available for a few years now.

Maybe the problem is that you can’t make a group chat?

Edit: you can definitely make group chats

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Didn’t they add a chat function to the regular Spotify app? Why wouldn’t they just use that?

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Would wear that T-shirt

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”

Maybe Anne Rice, then

It’s incredible