Absurdly Stupid

People are stealing sugar?

I’m not a scientist or anything, but that seems like really bad news

Who’s in charge of what conservative is? Who’s the decider?

(the only right answer is Vermin Supreme)

They couldn’t even get the doors right. The doors.

The Jews owned slaves back then; they weren’t morally superior to the Romans in any way.

It was a lot more fun before all of the advertising, really

Thank you for Baba Yaga, anything starring Baba Yaga gets my full endorsement. (I can fix her, I just know it!)

CEO “What, you screwed me over, too? Me?!?”

Your house is a fire hazard.

You should salt your yard, only then can you be safe.

Please note, it’s THEIR backyard.

It’s got nothing to do with you; that means you are the asshole (not kind of).

Half of my back yard is wild with trees and bushes and tall grass, because I like my yard to sustain some small amount of wildlife. Squirrels, chipmunks, bees, rabbits, and even an owl live there. 100% better than your shit lawn, hands down.

I have lived next door to chickens, which is fine, but roosters? Those fuckers start screaming at 4 a.m., no joke. It’s a lot louder than you imagine.

So, if your rooster turns up dead, shit happens.

She looks able bodied, let’s send her to Iran.

It says “Israel exposed” but lists nothing from HAMAS, we need accountability for all involved. Nothing from prior to 2024

The root cause is greed, capitalism is like one tentacle from the greedtopus

communism is another tentacle of the same monster

No, it’s not.

It’s done specifically for money. As you know, in USA corporations are people and money is free speech.

Unfortunately, the sun and wind have no money to “donate” to our political parties, and the oil companies have many billions of dollars, so sun and wind is out on its ass.

The Holy Trinity never disappoints. Father, Son, and the Magic Bird. Perfectly reasonable. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC BIRD

I’ve been to DC once, long ago. It was a shithole

Don’t worry! They don’t need to “steal” elections, why would they? It’s not as if the Democrats will reverse anything, they’re all making a fortune. Remember Biden’s presidency?

If Republicans seized power, that would be a fatal mistake (and they know it). I pray to God that I’m wrong and you’re right, and that they do seize power, because that will be the end of this charade. If only

i can’t speak for everyone, but a lot of people are outraged that they have been replaced or soon will be. Millions of people will be unemployed. This is bad, because we are a consumer-based economy, and we’re losing even more consumers.

After decades of low pay for most workers, this is the very last thing we need.

Well, that’s not hard, Hitler was smashed 24-7 and he was demonstrably crazy