Metostopholes
“He’s just zis guy, you know?”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Find someone who disagreesEnglish
6·1 month agoDon’t have those in the US, but I’ve had these. Yes, they taste like soap, and I love them.

If I had a nickel for every LotR Vegan/Vegetarian meme I’ve seen I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Transcipt
Uruk-Hai Orc labelled “vegans”, holding chickens: “They are not for eating!”
Mordor Orc labelled “vegetarians”: “What about their eggs? They don’t need those!”
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•i get no respect i gotta tell yaEnglish
211·2 months agoBoomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal…
He made me pay in advance."
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•The Far Side, September 28, 1986English
7·2 months agoIncluding a WebP… To be more compatible.

Oh, so I should be anxious about responding too soon or too late.
Cool, cool cool cool. Great, thank you
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Memes@sopuli.xyz•I just wanna push whatever key or button my hand is near.English
2·3 months agoMe, an intellectual:
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Memes@sopuli.xyz•I will keep recommending weird, old, and obscure filmsEnglish
83·3 months ago“Oh shit, I forgot about… that scene.”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my own personal ChatgptEnglish
18·4 months agoChat, are we cooked?
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Memes@sopuli.xyz•TFW you blow your nose and finally get that ONE stuck booger dislodgedEnglish
18·6 months agoThen right after…

I can hear this image.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•i guess lunar eclipse got an update too..English
6·7 months agoSpace drugs.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?English
23·8 months agoSeems more like band names to me… and according to the Encyclopedia Metallum, these are already used:
Stillborn, Aged, Apoplex, Bleeding, Flux, Sores, Burnt, Scalded, Burst, Rupture, Cancer, Wolf, Canker, Cold, Cough, Strangury, Consumption, Convulsion, Starved, Drowned, Executed, Falling Sickness, Fever, Fistula, Gangrene, Gout, Grief, King’s Evil, Lethargie, Spleen, Sciatica, Teeth, Thrush, and Worms
This spring (exact date unknown) will be the 30th anniversary of the original Mr. T Ate My Balls webpage.
My mind
It is boggled
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto
Explain Like I'm Five@lemmy.world•Try to put this as best I can. How and what is doxxing or i think its call ddos ing? I just thought it was taking down a website and that was it. Sorry I am an 80s kid.English
9·11 months agoDDOSing is taking down a website, specifically by taking over a lot of other people’s computers to all try to access the website at once until it gets overwhelmed.
Doxxing is different. It means finding someone’s personal information (documents > docs > dox), such as their home address and phone number, and releasing it publicly.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I hate it when Windows wants me to wear a suit.English
19·11 months agoThat would be her in a cape and spandex, as the amazing Superuser!




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