Yeah but cheese-like product is fucking good and tastes awesome on a cheese burger while Venezuelan Beaver Cheese or whatever the fuck they eat in France is nasty.

Did you eat your 90 lbs of cheese today? Gotta do your patriotic duty.

Water is wet. Who knew?

I mean, you have to have an event for the media to cover it, lol.
The media seems to be covering the cancelling of the event pretty well.

Good, bye bye. Don’t let the door hitcha ass on the way out. If you can’t obey regulations then you shouldn’t be in business.
There will still be tons of demand for housing, which means plenty of landlords will see that $$$$ and make it work.

What the fuck is a numberwang

It’s his favorite number.

I was thinking of building the world’s biggest pile of shit, like a roadside attraction.
We can name that after him if he wants.

Lol you really can’t handle that I won’t back down on how gif is pronounced?
Hate to think how you handle an actual important situation.

Don’t care if everyone on Earth pronounces it like “Jif.” That just means everyone else on Earth is wrong.

I am not wrong.

I will die on this hill until the day I actually die.

Don’t care.
I am right and everyone else is wrong.

I don’t care if he invented it, he’s saying it wrong.
Only morons call it “Jif.” That’s stupid.

Who the hell says “Jif?” Jif is a god damned penut butter.

He is alive.

In real life Jody didn’t commit suicide, correct.

God dammit.

OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES

You are correct, I wrote it as “steal” on purpose, because I am arrogant and I like to arrogantly impose my American vocabulary on British and other English speaking non-American people.
You read it once, now you’ll be forced to say “steal” for the rest of your life. This is my master plan.