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Cake day: February 17th, 2024

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  • Yeah, I think something like 15 would be the perfect “fuck you” amount for something beyond Starbucks and fast food. Enough to make it worth going, but only really enough for an appetizer.

    Or be really horrible and just take one of the 50 or 100 ones for a decent restaurant, and just don’t get it activated. He won’t find out until they try to run it, I think.

    This might be the most horrible idea I’ve ever had.











  • Flummoxed@lemmy.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.worldOh no!
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    3 months ago

    Funny joke, haha… Unless you know ballet costumes.

    Most likely, she’d be wearing tights and no underwear under that, because the tights have the crotch situation of panties, hopefully. Also, leotards and the like only work if they go over your bathing suit area down there, so that’s another layer to obscure the goodies. Maybe she didn’t get a bikini wax and forgot her tights?

    Anyway, sorry if I ruined any fantasies…it’s pretty hot in theory, but I’m telling you it is much more gnarly (not just the feet) than pretty.