Funny joke, haha… Unless you know ballet costumes.

Most likely, she’d be wearing tights and no underwear under that, because the tights have the crotch situation of panties, hopefully. Also, leotards and the like only work if they go over your bathing suit area down there, so that’s another layer to obscure the goodies. Maybe she didn’t get a bikini wax and forgot her tights?

Anyway, sorry if I ruined any fantasies…it’s pretty hot in theory, but I’m telling you it is much more gnarly (not just the feet) than pretty.