And uhh, if you need fake references I’m happy to make something up. I’ve worked in a few warehouses. on time, turns up, doesn’t complain. When asked for a fault I usually say they eat meat which no interviewer wants to touch for a simple job reference.

I just found out that an old friend who went homeless died recently at 41. I knew him when he was about 23. Great welder. Tried to sleep with me a few times which was kinda flattering, he was a gentleman about it. RIP Benny.

I got a big bag of creatine in Springy if you need some.

The berocca is mainly for vitamin B’s to make your wee yellow.

The creatine is what they use to test if the sample is too water-ey.

3 week break. 48 hours of heavy water consumption and ~4g/day creatine prior to test. Vitamin B the night before. Bob’s your uncle.

I’ve know a few homesless guys and some of them are straight up unable to function as a regular member of society. Lovely people with good hearts but cannot handle a regular day to day life. Kind of you to reach out to him.

Months? Three weeks and a shitload of water a berocca and some creatine the night before.

Pass a wee test?

That sucks homie. Twice my mother has agreed to help me get into a place only to turn around and withdraw the offer.

$33/hr for my local garbos. Basic heavy rigid drivers pay. JWM waste management I think.

☕️🍞 edit: 🧈🧇 Sorry for the dry toast.

Assuming your parents names aren’t going on the title and it’s purely yours just agree agree agree then change the locks and let them use the spare room like you were always planning?

Porridge. x

I’m an only child, a people pleaser and shifty so your theories might be bunk.

There’s hundreds of places selling it. Six!?

Those vajayjays sure seem to give some owners trouble. Best wishes for your pelvic comfort.

It’s with my Synology unique NAS key to unlock the bays.

You got a bunch of fucknut kids in the warehouse?

G-town is nice. It’s a quick train ride into town.

Heyo, Where are you moving to? Living near work is premium, else a tram/train line.

I don’t really have any pics. A Fisher and Paykell 389L Upright freezer and a shitload of the IKEA $2 square glass tupperware.