• Tiktok
• Crypto
• Influencer
• No money

Yep checks out. Figured the kidnappers would have implied the last point from the first three but… 🤡

Plot twist: he had a correctly implemented duress wallet.

If I was a kidnapper, I would just go after people with visible wealth because their families can just buy crypto with it.

I like this title a bit better, but someone posted this story an hour ago already: https://lemmy.world/post/31481750

Tough life there, Bro.

Womp womp 🤣