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minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·1 day agoAs at least one nautically themed childrens’ book surely has it: C is for crab. Coming at programming sideways feels more like a Haskell or Prolog thing, though.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·23 hours agoApple is for ADA Ball is for BASH Crab is for C Dog is for D Elephant is for Ecsmascript Fox is for F# Goat is for Go House is for Haskell Igloo is for …okay I got stuck there.
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-214 hours agoJava has Duke Ugh, I accidentally got a fake transparent background. Oh well.
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-213 hours agoBranding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoThere are dozens of us! Millions of devices and dozens of us know about Duke! Fun fact, Duke is released to the public. I forget in what way exactly, but Oracle freed them (him? it?).
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoJigsaw is for Java King is for Kotlin Lion is for LUA Monkey is for …
As at least one nautically themed childrens’ book surely has it: C is for crab.
Coming at programming sideways feels more like a Haskell or Prolog thing, though.
Apple is for ADA
Ball is for BASH
Crab is for C
Dog is for D
Elephant is for Ecsmascript
Fox is for F#
Goat is for Go
House is for Haskell
Igloo is for
…okay I got stuck there.
Java has Duke
Ugh, I accidentally got a fake transparent background. Oh well.
Branding fail so bad that everyone forgets that Java even has a mascot.
There are dozens of us! Millions of devices and dozens of us know about Duke!
Fun fact, Duke is released to the public. I forget in what way exactly, but Oracle freed them (him? it?).
Igloo is for Idris
Jigsaw is for Java
King is for Kotlin
Lion is for LUA
Monkey is for …