Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down12file-text
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoPulp…something with pulp… Dammit! I just can’t think of a pun with pulp! My brain is just freshly squeezed.
minus-squarelobut@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoTake your time, when it’s your time on the pulpit you’ll just need to concentrate and let the bad thoughts recede.
minus-square🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoIt’s the pressure. It got to you. Just drained you.
Pulp…something with pulp…
Dammit! I just can’t think of a pun with pulp! My brain is just freshly squeezed.
Take your time, when it’s your time on the pulpit you’ll just need to concentrate and let the bad thoughts recede.
It’s the pressure. It got to you. Just drained you.