My guess is they just couldn’t concentrate.

It’s legal in Canada. Maybe that’s because the women here are hotter.

I’m not sure what to think about this. If there are no restrictions, how do you prevent creepy guys pretending to be trans from going into a female bathroom?

And subzero temperatures in the States is colder than weather in any other country.

Canada wants to buy Minnesota. They seem like our kind of people.

I don’t feel like I met her. I feel like she drove by in a car at 100 km/hr.

Someone chose a terrible place for a news interview.

We need a “Not the Beaverton” site.

We were built upside down.

I love the term, “self-directed excretion.”

I don’t know, but I like it this size. Feels homey. Except for the large communist presence.

That joke should be retired.

It did originate in the “low” countries around the Netherlands and Germany. The Mennonites took it with them when they left the Netherlands in the 1500s and it traveled with them to Prussia, then to Ukraine, and then to the Americas. I imagine it changes a little during those 500 years.

In Plattdeutsch, it’s Johr ik bün veerten Johr oold

Never heard it.

I made a joke about a roof, but it was over everyone’s heads.

Medium is singular. Media is plural and so doesn’t need an s.

In what ways is it the worst time in the history of humanity?

I don’t know of any.

I stay away from most news sites. I only skim CBC and BBC. I constantly look back in histroy for perspective. It helps me realize we are living in one of the best times in humanities’ existance.