• TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone
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    1 month ago

    Have refrained from sharing this before, buuuuuuuut …

    Came to work this morning, and found that someone had set up camp in the portico of the building I work in. No-one in sight, but mega debris left behind. I would like to know, from a purely scientific basis, what possible scenario would include :

    • 7-8 empty and semi-empty packets of Dine cat food.
    • 1 broken bottle of cheap sherry.
    • 3 used syringes (capped).
    • a baby soother.
    • many many cigarette butts.
    • the wrappings from at least 2 soap bars.
    • various items of discarded clothing including underwear.
    • 3 empty bottles of hair shampoo.
    • orange peel.
    • 1 cigarette lighter (empty).
    • the supports and foam packing from a small pallet.
    • a secondhand paperback copy of Pride and Prejudice (much used).
    • a couple of packets of jelly babies (broken and contents scattered).
    • a whole onion (undamaged).

    Can anyone enlighten me? And yes, I had to clean it up. Thank god for cheap woollies tongs.