• mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    My very first experience with weed was at a party, hitting a gravity bong made out of a 2L bottle of Coke, a big jug of Hawaiian Punch, and the fattest bowl I’ve ever fucking seen:

    I hit the entire 2L, (essentially 1-hitting the entire bowl), accidentally sucked too hard at the end of the hit and got a mouthful of dirty bong water, immediately coughed up a lung while trying not to puke my guts out, and had the most wicked high of my life… The way God intended.

    That shit teaches respect. If my first experience with weed was hitting a pen, I wouldn’t have learned that a plant can rip your soul out for like 15 minutes. The same way a newbie beachgoer doesn’t respect the sea until they almost drown, I would have been full of hubris if I had a fucking vape pen as my first experience.

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      2 days ago

      dude, 15 minutes? I watched my friend take a dab for the first time and he was unresponsive for two fucking hours. He was standing upright staring at the horizon without moving an inch. He only spoke once, about an hour in, and he said “time is nothing”

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      1 day ago

      Fantastic bucket bong diagram.

      I also remember using glass milk bottles. Drop a coin in and smash out the bottom.

      Then heat two knives up 'till they’re glowing red and put a bit of hash on them and suck the smoke through the bottle.

      Lots of coughing would begin…