Surely this is ripe for a goatse tribute…

I worked with a guy who suggested something similar to this for a Movember growth.

He described it as an asymmetrical moustache.

Can’t even contemplate the confidence on pulling it off whist taking public transport.

FFS guys a huge beetle just appeared next to me and it’s milking itself…

This is the way

My closest supermarket has Diesel: £1.509 Unleaded: £1.379

Bay leaf does provide a subtle earthy flavour, but it is also an anti fungal. I guess your left overs will stay edible a bit longer.

It also looks exactly the same as a clove leaf. A shop sold me a bag of mis-labelled clove leafs and my Bolognese that evening tasted most strange

This podcast recommendation nonsense is in Spotify too.

I’ve never listened to a podcast from Spotify and it’s impossible to turn off the suggestions.

I’m thinking of switching to Deezer as I think they are a pure music service.

I think if you can already program in a scripting language then learning another scripting language is relatively easy as you already know the concepts.

Even switching between more different languages say low level assembler and c++ should be doable.

Switching from English to Mandarin is allegedly quite hard, but I’ve always struggled with learning new languages

This is the only way

Fuck those cock wombles at MS, they’ll likely be using your data for “training purposes” too.

AKA PICNIC

After a month long drug binge, Prince Harry joins a band

A third season came out a few years ago.

I had to watch it, but it was hard work.

I think season2 lost its way towards the end.

The lottery people aren’t looking for one person to buy all the tickets.

If you are buying 10 a month and a significant amount of people think like you then they are going to make bank on that.

If you win I expect a “Fuck You” reply and a picture of a ridiculous amount of cash

Sleep app says avg 6.5h/day

Expensive digital watches with glowing led segment displays turned up late 70s, but battery life was shit. I never had one.

By the 90s cheaper digital with LCD screens were everywhere. Battery life was great.

Being older (mid fifties) I was taught the analogue clock. My eyes no longer work so well for reading, and an analogue clock face allows you to see the hands and know the time without having to work out where I’ve left my glasses. On my phone’s sleep screen I’m using large high contrast digits so I guess I’m using both styles. Also much easier to visualise time deltas on a clock face.

Literally: a household of three. A thrupple in modern parlance

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But I’m a hunger crazed food addiction, what can I do?

You’ve got to be 18 to be able to have a credit card.

At that point someone else has verified your details for them, a bank (who are generally considered to be accurate about most things)