ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoJust a pic of two bestieslemmy.worldimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1620arrow-down114
arrow-up1606arrow-down1imageJust a pic of two bestieslemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up145·1 month agoThe double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that’s not good for your luck.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoNow sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off
minus-squareMisterMoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoSee that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
minus-squareNoite_Etion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
minus-squareMaiq@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI hope this will help redeem your regretful decision. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
minus-squareNoite_Etion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoYes? I think so… I’m not sure how I feel now. Thanks for the laugh tho
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoAhhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoPretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month agoFor good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoOh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoPut your fist down flip it and reverse it
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIsyerr herpa flippa-flapjack
The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that’s not good for your luck.
Shove it up your ass.
And mine.
At a medium pace.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off
See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
Move it in and out at a medium pace
I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
I hope this will help redeem your regretful decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
Yes? I think so… I’m not sure how I feel now.
Thanks for the laugh tho
Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
Pretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.
For good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?
Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.
And then spend it
Put your fist down flip it and reverse it
Isyerr herpa flippa-flapjack