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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

A bit rubbery...

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A bit rubbery...

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.

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      Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

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        Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?

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        The audacity!

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        Hey! This guys a phony!

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          Phony!!

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        On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

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      I gotta say, I did laugh though.

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      How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.

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        Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.

        Gay: user’s name is Callum.

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          Silicone no. But TPE, which melts ~170°C (~340°F) might. Still fake tho.

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      deleted by creator

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      Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?

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        Ham is made from the thighs of the pig

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          There’s a non-zero chance a pig had a mutation where it had a vagina on its thigh, or thighussy as the kids would say.

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      Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real

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      That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva

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