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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

PSA before one freezes

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PSA before one freezes

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    “Petah, what’s a helicopter doing in our living room?!”

    “Shut up, Lois, I’m LARPing”

  • Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
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    A Hind-D?!

    • EABOD25@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      Colonel. What’s a Russian gun ship doing here!?

      • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
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        I have no idea… but it looks like our little diversion got their attention! Now’s your best chance to slip in unnoticed.

  • BluesF@lemmy.world
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    Times are hard for all those folks who identify as attack helicopters. I wondered why we didn’t hear from them so often anymore, I guess now we know. Poor lil guys.

    • Grail (Capitalised)@lemmy.world
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      I have a theory. It’s because the trolls won, and successfully convinced allies to treat real trans people with suspicion.

      https://medium.com/@viridiangrail/did-trolls-go-extinct-commentary-on-partisan-realism-fa380ac4af4b

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    A quick firebombing or grenade dropped by drone will warm them right up!

  • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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    5 months ago

    https://youtu.be/IoUBmZJQV8Q

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    homeless people starve to death on christmas day and you’re joking about fucking military vehicles.

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      No more jokes! Jokes are off the table until we fix every problem! Buddy I’m full UBI, tax the rich, house the homeless, etc. but chill my dude.

    • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Do you know where you are?

      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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        Somehow not NCD.

        • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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          It really feels like NCD, although it is missing the sexualization.

          • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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            Got u covered

            Slightly nsfw joke about "fucking military vehicles"

            ::

            • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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              🙏

        • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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          Where my Hind Waifu?

    • Bezier@suppo.fi
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      The homeless could’ve used those jokes!

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      You’re saying we should’ve joked about the homeless?

      • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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        Got u boo

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          +1 for honesty, I guess

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          Ambitious goal but that shouldn’t stop us from trying

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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      No, THIS is a joke about fucking military vehicles

      slightly nsfw

    • K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆@sh.itjust.works
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      If home less home more theyd be less home less and more home more.

    • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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      Do you think this is satirizing homelessness? Might want to look at the picture again. This is satirizing an ad campaign by PETA (which, if you’ve been living under a rock for decades, stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), and the ad campaign is to encourage people to let their pets sleep indoors. It has nothing to do with homeless people. Also, the satire in this case is valid, because PETA doesn’t give a flying fuck about treating animals ethically, they have a long history of stealing peoples pets and immediately euthanizing them.

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      Homeless people starve to death everyday.

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        I’m glad you understand. This joke is in very poor taste and I’m disappointed in OP for their lack of consideration.

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          🚨🚨🚨🚨FUN POLICE, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR🚨🚨🚨🚨

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      Solution: Give homeless people attack helicopters.

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        They could just self identify as attack helicopters. Republicans have already been doing this for years.

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