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Dad could teach their child to cook though

Woah woah fucking woah, that is TOO far. A Welshman? Fuck you

I feel like the amount of bigots in a game that requires knowing lots of words is below the population average.

But not THAT far.

And let me just add, Musk ordered the LIDAR removed against the engineers better judgement.

Measles has a death rate of 1-2 per 1000 cases

Oh, its much worse. That’s the death rate for people who get treated, in a vaccinated population in a modern hospital. In low-income countries (or in, say, places with 85 million hospitalizations) over 20 out of a thousand people die. And in displaced refugee children, it can rocket up to 3 out of every 10 infected children dying.

Goddamn, Trump is literally my entitled cat.

If I give my normal cat a treat, it’s bad, because I didn’t give one to the entitled cat.

If I give both cats a treat, it’s bad, because I didn’t give the entitled cat more.

If I give the entitled cat two treats, it’s bad, because I also gave something to the normal cat.

In 2025 they just mean “if either of your parents was a citizen when you were born, you can be too”

Yeah, that’s how it works for most countries

My parents of different nationalities had me in a third country. It would be really really shit for them (and me) if I didn’t share their nationality. They would have had a foreign child, who would almost always go for a citizenship as soon as possible anyway.

Much easier to just give the kid a passport if their parents have one.

And since I was born in a country that DOES have birthplace citizenship, I technically have three nationalities (only two passports though, way too much work to get the third one)

There are plenty of superpower-through-techology heroes in DC, so a solid public education would probably do it.

If you’re working on a “Batman can stop Darkseid alone” theory, then it logically follows that any well-trained and equipped group could also stop Darkseid, probably better than Batman can. So the priority should be that.

Florida’s clock keeps blinking 14:88 for some reason…

And how every adult in the story is a huge hypocrite.

First they came for the Trans people…

Shitty people raise shitty dogs. Other shitty people see this and want a dog that “looks badass” and proceed to raise more shitty dogs. Of course, nobody will step forward and tell you that they raised a shitty dog, so you really can’t properly study this in a large group experiment.

Look, if you invited me for a film where random lemmy-users read constitutions, I would fucking memorize that shit so that I could do it with my eyes closed. Old cursive sucks to read, and I definitely can’t read it as fast as I can talk… but come on.

Buddy, everyone has written you off now. No amount of ass kissing will fix, but some truth might persuade others (read: Europe) to send more aid

Have fun being a means to an end.

but 36 seems like such a big age; I remember him turning 30 & now he’s almost 40 years old. Time flies by too fast.

I’m in this post and I really don’t like it

There are converters from pulse to tone! They cost something like 40 bucks though, or you can build your own for like 4.

Mine came free with fiber, but I don’t have a device to plug in. Nor do I have a cable running from my entry-point to anywhere in the house, so I’d have to buy a wireless set.

I just realized I haven’t seen a payphone in… multiple years.