We’ve been joking that reality is so absurd that the Onion is just a news site now…

We really need a Linux circlejerk community for this type of thing.

I’m sorry y’all, every time I try to do something significant to improve my life, life comes by and kicks my teeth in.

I started a full stack bootcamp a few months ago, now I should probably spend my time working, saving money and going through paperwork hell to reclaim citizenship in an EU country and getting the fuck out (I definitely can, I just don’t want to go into detail). Maybe I’ll try to do uni in Ireland in a few years?

There’s “Keep St Paul boring” bumper stickers so they’re at least trying in this competition.

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Minneapolis is a great place to live, but I’m not sure I’d want to visit as a tourist. Which I’m totally cool with, I grew up in Orlando and I’ve had enough of living in a tourist town.

What’s the one in Luxembourg? I’m planning on visiting in the next few years.

Not actually sure anymore, he had the domain of itjust.works for some kind of IT business, but now it just redirects to sh.itjust.works. That’s odd.

Can’t. The Dude won’t pass around a hat, but I do wonder if he counts it as advertising for his business and gets a tax break at least?

You don’t even need an algorithm to do it either. I didn’t use Linux when I signed up for Lemmy…

I know KDE has a page looking for contributors, including translators, I don’t know how much they need more Italian translators though.

https://community.kde.org/Get_Involved

I lived in Melbourne for a while and I’ve gotta disagree with you on that.

Try KDE Connect if you’ve got an android phone, it’s pretty cool. I had to tweak the notification settings on my phone to get it to work the way I wanted, but ymmv, I’m just saying this because I’m usually happy with the KDE default settings (at least the Bazzite KDE default, I’m not sure how much the Bazzite team has changed their DEs).

In high school, I was in a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream (I was act 2 open fairy/Peasblossom) and the absolute best part was the play in a play, Wall spoke her lines and flapped off stage like an enormous bat, funniest part of the whole play.

“Athletic fit” jeans are supposed to be designed for guys with thighs and ass. I like the Target brand ones because I need a 28" or 29" inseam and the Target brand shrinks vertically in the wash. I can’t buy long sleeve shirts at Target though because those don’t shrink to fit my t-rex arms.

Duck Enema would be an entertaining band name.

Most of us just use a stall and don’t bother with a STP. But the shake it off and stick it back in your underwear move is the move with these things, and it’s about as gross as when the cis guys do it, lol.

I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.

Elvira is just goth Dolly Parton, cmv.

Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.