updater software for my car

Can I just point out that there was a point in time in living memory where this statement would be utterly deranged? (And it’ll probably soon be unusual again because of OTA updates…)

They usually get escorts, which actually isn’t the same thing as a hooker and not all of them actually do sex work. I have no idea why I know anything about that, but it was something I was just kinda aware of as a young adult.

Although 420698008 isn’t bad…

Tesla has made up numbers before. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is Aztek slander, the Aztek was actually a good car.

Honestly that just sounds like a college humor skit.

Oops, you’re welcome for the unconventional report, lol.

Well, it’s been posted there twice and both of them are still up from hours ago. Either mods are asleep or we just don’t have enough content over there to justify removing a post that’s significantly funnier by being posted there.

r/fuckcars? Yeah, probably, lol.

That’s too bad, Trump is President Florida Man and they really like flip flops there.

The appendix is a vestigial organ that doesn’t actually do anything in humans. (It might still fit the definition of vestigial, but it’s far from useless and we keep learning more about how valuable gut health is.)

I agree with your premise, but people were saying in the comments that unzipped building was either AI or photoshopped.

I think the smaller aircraft crashes like this one, which weren’t uncommon before, are getting more visibility because of the high profile accidents at the beginning of the year - these stories are getting clicks so they’re getting spread further and by larger news outlets, so they’re getting more clicks…

I didn’t have numbers, but I’d be surprised if this year was looking significantly worse than last year.

I’m guilty of this a few days ago, but there’s no FOSS memes community on Lemmy and I don’t know if there’s enough interest to make one.

So it’s a mildly clever Bloody Mary?

New Brighton’s logo does look extremely corporate though.

Truth is you can go a decade and never even see a gator.

… How? I grew up near Orlando, and seeing a smaller alligator next to an apartment complex retention pond or just in a random lake was extremely common. The week I moved away from Florida, some kid was killed by an alligator in the lake I learned to water ski in, although people being killed by alligators is extremely uncommon, they’re generally pretty chill and don’t go after animals that are bigger than them.

… for Easter.

It’s clearly a typo for Sow Joan’s. He’s trading turnips.

Eastern European or Slavic ancestry? My family is partly Czech and my aunt did kraslice eggs, they were hollowed out and painted with elaborate designs, we had a bunch in the breakfront cabinet.