Thanks for absolutely ruining my kink. Now I need to go find a new one.
I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now
That…sounds … Horrible.
Oh, wait, wrong kink.
How to delete someone else’s post?
hi, i’d like to unread your post please
What a terrible day to have eyes
This is the worst genre of fanfic
I wish I could unread something
That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.
So Elon tells me… he tells me… please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I’m the greatest, the greatest at edging. I’m all for it but… these people… you can’t let 'em have it that easy… you really can’t
This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.
You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.
Oh Leon*
