I don’t know about Ant, but Roffle I could agree with.

You’re right. Reads kinda like a page from Se7en.

Unfortunately, gasoline woes will ripple through nearly every commodity or grocery that you partake in. If you’re truly off grid, it probably won’t do much. But as long as you shop from grocery stores or buy things period, you’re gonna feel it a little. Not as much as a gas-guzzler, but you’ll feel it.

In my home town, we have a Japanese garden, complete with a huge koi pond. People have released goldfish into the pond, thinking it’ll be better than flushing them. Problem is, they can come with fish herpes. It can be lethal to the koi.

Jokes on you. I saw the video review of Affroman’s court case, and they explicitly made the reference to the classic.

Cruz is probably just trying to sound sensible for election season.

Reporter tries to report on fox news about trump insiders telling her to be safe (before things even go down) and gets cut off mid sentance.

There a video for this one? I wanna see it.

I really wanna be able to go about my life and not feel like I’m in hiding or witness protection or something of the like. It’s so demoralizing that it’s coming down to having fake backups for your fake backups.

I’m sorry. I genuinely have no idea why it came off as Nazi propaganda. It certainly wasn’t my intention. Could you tell me what I did wrong?

Onion really needs rainbow frog shirts with the Infowars logo.

At a certain age, people stop working. And at an even more advanced age, people stop driving. It obviously shows that even the sharpest of minds age. So why the hell are people allowed to work until they literally expire. We need age limits for the government. I’m sick of old people so far removed from today’s culture making rules based on Jim Crow era guidelines. Our last two presidents have been barely functional, dementia-riddled puppets AT BEST.

Last I heard they were still in the process. Has it been finalized yet?

Edit- Awaiting the OK from Texas judges.

It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain. The best part is that Jones is going through bankruptcy, having to sell off almost all of his belongings to compensate the families he harassed and slandered (libelled?)

I feel that to be a grifter (a good one, anyway (are there good ones?)) you have to already have shaky and/or loose morals.

Richtofen will be pleased.

He was already given a purple heart from a veteran, twice. Once in 2016, and again in 2024 after the assassination attempt.

And then claiming antisemitism for anyone that criticizes it.

What about Princess Sophia?

Mostly because the rules seem to apply haphazardly and even more seldom the bigger your perceived wealth is.