Tell that to Mrs. Eiffel, the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and had (has?) a relationship with her bow, Lance, which she attributes to her becoming a world class archer.

I like to think Carr and Colbert had a huge hand in this outcome. Carr through the Streisand Effect, and Colbert through what we at work call “Short-timers Syndrome.”

I don’t get it. Shooting pepper balls at anti-ICE protesters is A-ok, but just threatening police is a no-no. Guess it goes to show who happens to be in charge.

Trump added in a phone interview, “We have three, but we expect casualties, but in the end it’s going to be a great deal for the world.”

A.K.A Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Except he’s leading us (or rather, dragging us) down a worse path.

You’re not sorry, are you?

OdysseusEurylochus works at the Krusty Crab.

In the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.

Would you trust another pokemon game on the Switch 1 after Scarlet and Violet?

A liter of cola, sir?

Last I heard it was after the Alex Pretti killing. He was beaten without ever drawing his legally obtained firearm he had in the small of his back. During the beating, ICE found the firearm, disarmed him, and then proceeded to execute him in the street. After the killing, a bunch of room temperature IQ Republicans said he shouldn’t have brought his legally obtained (gonna keep stressing that) firearm to a “peaceful protest.”

If there’s anything else along to their apparent effort of pulling back on the 2nd Amendment, well, I haven’t been informed.

The one blemish on my resume is a job I stayed at for a month. I was hired for one job but was told I had to start on a lower job just to get the swing of things. Fine enough. When I started in the position I was hired for, another person in the “entry” job confronted the supervisor about his promises to do the job I was hired for. On another occasion, the big boss (wasn’t a very large business. Most of the higher ups were family) comes in and says “Due to the high amount of samples, we need to work Saturday. I’ll start with volunteers” I took that as (and my coworkers verified) "If nobody volunteers, I’m going to start forcing. " I ended up leaving after one month, no notice. When I left, the supervisor told me he had hoped to put me in another position they were making. Nope. Didn’t work for me. I had left a note saying it was pretty messed up that the coworkers were lied to. Best thing I did. Went to another business for a year and left under more amicable circumstances. Now I’m happy in a job where I’ve been for the past 11 years.

The peak during Covid is interesting. Bored, unsupervised kids?

Mask[s] a comprehensive worldview that undermines a parental authority over children’s moral development

What the fuck does that even mean? Teachers are undermining a parent’s authority to tell their kids to hate people because of the color of their skin or other differing things?

It’s not great, but in much the same way that small increments have made this regime, won’t small increments in the other direction work to bring us to a better place overall?

I love how this image is so universally known (and used lately) that the associated article doesn’t even need to be mentioned.

There was an exact list posted a day or two ago, but I’m having trouble finding it.

I spent a good 30 minutes trying to find the clip of Bruce Campbell telling Spidey that he wasn’t good enough for that, but I couldn’t. Would’ve been great.

Label me a dissident