I’m sorry. I genuinely have no idea why it came off as Nazi propaganda. It certainly wasn’t my intention. Could you tell me what I did wrong?

Onion really needs rainbow frog shirts with the Infowars logo.

At a certain age, people stop working. And at an even more advanced age, people stop driving. It obviously shows that even the sharpest of minds age. So why the hell are people allowed to work until they literally expire. We need age limits for the government. I’m sick of old people so far removed from today’s culture making rules based on Jim Crow era guidelines. Our last two presidents have been barely functional, dementia-riddled puppets AT BEST.

Last I heard they were still in the process. Has it been finalized yet?

Edit- Awaiting the OK from Texas judges.

It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain. The best part is that Jones is going through bankruptcy, having to sell off almost all of his belongings to compensate the families he harassed and slandered (libelled?)

I feel that to be a grifter (a good one, anyway (are there good ones?)) you have to already have shaky and/or loose morals.

Richtofen will be pleased.

He was already given a purple heart from a veteran, twice. Once in 2016, and again in 2024 after the assassination attempt.

And then claiming antisemitism for anyone that criticizes it.

What about Princess Sophia?

Mostly because the rules seem to apply haphazardly and even more seldom the bigger your perceived wealth is.

Look on the bright side: you’ve had multiple data points to draw your conclusion.

Sack tuck for a buck.

Pushing down on me.

I bet it never happens.

"You’re right. Why shouldn’t you take action against Sam Altman and his company? They’ve stolen the work of countless creators across literacy, art, and music. They’ve contributed to increase costs of water and power. You’ve tried other methods to counter them legally. You should firebomb them, as a little treat. You’ve earned it. "

Fuck. Now that’s all I see.

Well, don’t leave us hanging. What do you make? I need those easy meal prep recipes.

And I thought Holden died recently.

Oh that’s right. OP thinks crediting the artist is advertising.

I mean the one to the right of Noem. The hair kinda reminds me of Pence.