First one to blink loses.

But I thought California faced a possible done attack?

There will be slamming, maybe even blasting.

Remember when Lt. Governor of Texas Dan Patrick said old people should die for the economy?

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!

I envy you for that. Man was a piece of shit wrapped up in a religious wrapper. All too common nowadays.

It was bad enough that they had that little notch on the VMU holder the cable could sit in to mimic coming out the top.

English, senior year of high school. The one class I got a B in throughout high school. Stupid opinionated class. I still believe that teacher didn’t like me. Got A’s on college with the same writing style. Fuck you, Mrs. Farnsworth. I don’t care that it’s been nearly 20 years now.

Sounds kinda like programmer jobs where they ask for a code for a problem they have but don’t actually give anyone the job.

Perhaps… mongrel.

I wouldn’t want to get anywhere close to you. I’ve seen the kind of knives you buy. You’ll be throwing out more blades than Gilgamesh.

Thankfully, there’s usually one person in the comments who braves the bullshit to bring the actual meat of the article. I was going to, but I see someone already quoted the main point.

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of Remember_the_tooth, who unfortunately committed suicide by shooting themselves 3 times in the back of the head and falling out a locked window.

Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:

Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

Not an intern, but yes, the replacement to Gnome.

Tell that to Mrs. Eiffel, the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and had (has?) a relationship with her bow, Lance, which she attributes to her becoming a world class archer.

I like to think Carr and Colbert had a huge hand in this outcome. Carr through the Streisand Effect, and Colbert through what we at work call “Short-timers Syndrome.”

I don’t get it. Shooting pepper balls at anti-ICE protesters is A-ok, but just threatening police is a no-no. Guess it goes to show who happens to be in charge.

Trump added in a phone interview, “We have three, but we expect casualties, but in the end it’s going to be a great deal for the world.”

A.K.A Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Except he’s leading us (or rather, dragging us) down a worse path.