I would expect him to try. Or at least complain about the “liberal judge”.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

They’re also already born, so they can’t pretend to be pro-life.

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

If you’d like to know more (probably NSFW)

“I’m going to be rich, soon” they say while they’re considering payment plans for a Taco Bell order.

You’re thinking simile. A simian is a seat that vibrates for reasons.

All I know about the game came from watching the first season (arc?) and a coworker who tried to explain newer things. I feel like you could earn a doctorate in the game with the convoluted rules. Need a magnifying glass for reading the text on the cards anymore.

Yu-gi-oh cards. Playing all 5 parts of Exodia results in an immediate win. Things were simpler back then.

All I see is The Count

I never thought about it before, but why/how do some of the most secure places on the planet with some of the most important people in the States get delivery from a local Domino’s? It seems like a MASSIVE risk to the people or buildings.

Unfortunately, I don’t think we can take credit for most of those.

The key card thing is stupid. Nintendo is (was), I think, the last developer who released full games on their media format. I will go so far as to import games to get a physical edition. If I’m going to buy a physical “thing”, that “thing” better be there in its entirety. I’ll be using the third party options that take and make physical releases even more than I was before.

I hear it clumps less in Metamucil.

I mean, there are medical reasons too. Some women would prefer not to have an abortion, but not doing so could kill them, as we’ve seen time and time and time and time again (not an exhaustive list)

Depending on your skin color, the predators are more like parasites. End result is the same, one just gets there faster.

This entire administration is unqualified. The list is as long as the list of Trump’s lies. We’ve got multiple TV show hosts in high-ranking positions, a worm running a human suit, Kash is a kiss-up writing numerous children’s books about him and Trump fighting Hillary Clinton or finding the “mules” responsible for “fake” votes, people that think shooting their animals for being untrained is worthy of praise as a tough decision, lawyers who are so bad at their job that judges have issued fines for wasting the court’s time. I could go on, but those are just some of the ones off the top of my head.

Hey, I liked Sonic Shuffle. It never put a hole in my hand, unlike another party game put on by an Italian plumber.