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abbadon420@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago

There are many similarities between programming and parenting

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There are many similarities between programming and parenting

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abbadon420@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago
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    One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years…

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    git grounded

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    All I’ll say is that I’m glad that I’m neither your child, nor a member of your software development team…

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      I don’t get it, why make it personal?

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        They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.

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          Oh I’m sorry man, I didn’t know. Thank you for your service.

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          You’re telling me no -f’s were given?

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      jeez, you must be fun to be around. I’d say it’s the OP who dodged the bullet with you in their team lol

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      Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.

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