- He has a vife, you knov. - So, your father was a Woman? 
- Fwow him to the gwound most woughwy centuwion 
 
 - Now that’s what I call an ewacuation - But they awe wunning towawds it. - Not v, but j 
- I was talking about what the mountain’s doing 😏 
 
 
- What the hell is going on with that hand bottom right - That’s a normal looking pinkie /s 
 
 
- Mawwiage. - Mawwiage is wat bwings us togevaaah, today. - Mawwiage. Vfat bwessed awaaaingement, vfat dweam wifin a dweeam… 
- How else would it be pronounced, how is the anglicised pronunciation? - (Serious question by a non native speaker) - “Anglicized” is probably not the best way to think about it. The Latin letter “v” was pronounced “w” through the classical period, but had shifted to β or v (fricative) by the third century, long before English existed. V was pronounced v (voiced labiodental fricative) for many centuries. And though we do tend to give the classical period a lot of prestige, it was just one phase for Latin. - Funny part is, the same shift happened in a lot of languages. I think some more obvious examples are modern German and Polish, where letter W corresponds to the V sound. Although I believe that the shift happened in German and then Polish borrowed the letter with the new pronunciation. - Thanks so much for pointing this out. As a native German speaker I still had no idea what’s going on until this comment made me question what a W sounds like in other languages. It’s literally a double-U in English, how come I never stumbled upon that. 
- in swedish i think we’ve just gone from “fv” to “v”, somehow - very common example since it’s in old surnames: hufvud > huvud 
 
 
- Veh-soo-vee-us. 
- With “v” sounding like it does in other English words like valve. - Walwe 
 
 
- How else would it be pronounced? - A voiced labiodental fricative. - Sounds painful. You should have that looked at. 
- Then you stimulate the clitoris 
 
 
- How I delete someone else’s account 
- I work in IT and had a dude use the UwU accent with me on a call today while I was trying to fix his email. Made me wanna barf. - How did you know that he was doing it on purpose? Some people talk that way naturally. - Because the call started off with him talking normally. I’ve spoken to him a bunch before today. 
 
 
- Haircut checks out 
- Thanks I Hate It…So Much 
- VESUVIO 🤌 
- Does anybody ewse feew wike having a giggiw when I say the name… Biggus Dickus? 
- Seeing all the compression artifacts reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmaUIyvy8E8 
- Oh god, it’s retarded 









