• dumbass@leminal.space
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      4 months ago

      Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

      Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

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        4 months ago

        Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

        “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

        “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

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      4 months ago

      Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.