• pyre@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    “wait, you said you’d protect me. i got into a fight right in front of you and you didn’t help at all!”

    “oh but i did, boss. i was going to join in and kick your ass as well but decided to protect you from my ass kicking and stood still instead”