I once knew a guy that got EXTREMELY stoned almost every day…until one day he went out into the dark in the woods and got lost for a whole month.

And now he doesn’t smoke pot anymore.

Edited a spelling error.

I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk

Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.