My first thought was that I want to run a sex cult. Because my brain always goes to a joke first. But in all seriousness I feel like a sex cult would be a lot of work to keep up and I don’t think I have the motivation or energy for it. I don’t even think I could be part of a sex cult. They’d be like, time for the orgy, and I’d be like nahhhh…maybe I’ll just hang out over here with a coffee. I had a threesome in college and even that was a bit much, trying to do things for two people. Theres more pressure and more work. I’ll have my coffee and wife, please.
Bruh if you’re in charge of the sex cult you’re in charge of the sex schedule and pairing.
“Hey so turns out if you guys want to access the next dimension or whatever, it’s through making me nut. Only one on one, though. The, uh, dimensional portal can’t accomodate more than one person at a time. Or something.”
My first thought was that I want to run a sex cult. Because my brain always goes to a joke first. But in all seriousness I feel like a sex cult would be a lot of work to keep up and I don’t think I have the motivation or energy for it. I don’t even think I could be part of a sex cult. They’d be like, time for the orgy, and I’d be like nahhhh…maybe I’ll just hang out over here with a coffee. I had a threesome in college and even that was a bit much, trying to do things for two people. Theres more pressure and more work. I’ll have my coffee and wife, please.
My dude just wanted to stunt on us that they’d had a college threesome.
Very nice
I’ll have the same thing he’s having - a coffee and his wife. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bruh if you’re in charge of the sex cult you’re in charge of the sex schedule and pairing.
“Hey so turns out if you guys want to access the next dimension or whatever, it’s through making me nut. Only one on one, though. The, uh, dimensional portal can’t accomodate more than one person at a time. Or something.”