Chomp chomp chomp chomp

oh yeah I’m fine I just needed to poo

Eh it’s like when you find someone cute and you wonder what it would be like dating them. But then you actually start dating them and you realize they’re a whole person, not just some cute scenarios you imagined in your head. You both know it’s awkward as hell and you’re both just waiting for it to be over. You can’t wait to go back home and shit in your own toilet, but instead you have to sit on a holeless chair with a full colon. The pressure isn’t bad enough to use the gross toilets there, but it’s enough that you’re thinking more about your poop than your date.

Last I recall from Violet lore, her dad is a big deal TV producer that does a lot of cocaine. She was raised by her nanny mostly, a woman named Greta Shaw. I also might be getting confused with the plot to a Stephen King novel.

I highly recommend decorating bush braids with bows and not beads. The beads very easily get tangled with loose hairs. I know bows tend to come undone easily, but it isn’t worth the risk in my opinion.

Or getting ready to use a jondom

More serious warning: furry

I love some geez whiz on my crackers

https://youtu.be/-TdDYcrPtJs

If it’s white and ground, you’re in powder town!

ah, how fickle the crowd. soapy memes bathe in upvotes, but scoff upon quadruple penetration. I resent the social contracts that binds me with them

SHINJI

NOOO

SHINJI

DONT DO IT

SHES GONNA FIND OUT LATER WHEN YOU TURN INTO GOO

DONT DO IT

SHINJIIIII

god I love flork

this just looks like a good back stretch in a hot sauna

Bless his coming and his going

“Jaymie tests if curses are real”

How’d you capture my mug?

Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.

I think I’m gonna do it

I, unironically, would like to try this