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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

So sad

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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    I bet they do know it.
    I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.

    Edit: Yup. I guess this needs some kind of warning. Don’t click if you don’t want to see someone empty multiple big jars of mayonnaise with a spoon in under 3 minutes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INKqoqDYsk&t=232s

    • villainy@lemmy.world
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      I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.

      • ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip
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        You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so. Almost 2.5 kg of mayonnaise (that’s 5.5 lbs)

  • 200ok@lemmy.world
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    They probably know they’re in the running

    • Neato@ttrpg.network
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      Yeah. If you’re in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀

  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    Its whoever inspired the making of this guy.

  • aname@lemmy.one
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    Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world

    Cannot be stated as fact: they don’t know it

    • DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one
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      At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.

      Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn’t know.

      Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.

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    That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a “friend”).

    • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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      You should try Miracle Whip sometime.

      • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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        Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but [*shivers*]

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          In that case, you should probably try goblin cum some time 🤷

  • Leah96xxx (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Issss Boris!

    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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      You forgot to put The Bay Leaf™

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    Stawdew 1.6 players

    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • Pinklink@lemm.ee
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        This is true for real life too

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          True. But city folk know to let you do you. If we see the same person keep doing it though they do become the mayonnaise person

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