Wow. That might be the worst fucking take of 2024!

I don’t know what chems you’ve been huffing, but they seem fun, so please share some 😄

I wish! They worded it such that the burning of fossil fuels and other things leading to the eradication of humanity through climate change are exempt 😮‍💨

Why not? 🤷

Aren’t most of the middling to good lakes increasingly polluted to the point where they’re not suitable for drinking water, though?

They’re also assholes that the world is better off without. (Anti)social wasps, that is. Solitary wasps are cool.

Here’s another

The Old Firm is now between AC Milan and Inter.

Personally, I’m also very pro crastination.

I mean, I believe SOME Romans… 🤷

Except the parts he was convicted of were real.

That the fascists spread ridiculous lies about him doesn’t erase his ACTUAL crimes.

That’d what dads who said they wouldn’t are for, apparently.

Could we please stop enabling the constant bullying of her?

Phobias are mental health problems, not choices. Relentlessly mocking her for hers being a weird one is just cruel.

And before anyone chimes in with “she can take it” because she’s rich, or because she’s a public figure or because she has political power: no. Just don’t.

This community is for regular shitposts. I think you’re looking for !pissposting@lemmy.world

The information in this satirical article about misinformation is more accurate than the lies 2000 Mules was concocted from

Yeah. Funny how the most influential Christians all tend to forget those 🤔

Every damn Thursday! Her friend Mike just won’t let it rest!

I thought that was Terry Pratchett at first for some reason and was sorely disappointed 🙁

Except Colombians. According to a running joke a couple friends and I have had going since watching formula 1 decades ago, Columbian men spontaneously appear at age 27.

Most scholars say they were written well after the fact (decades to generations after), after a bunch of oral tradition related changes crept in

Almost like it’s all a bunch of bullshit invented to control the masses 🤔