• DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
    23·
    2 days ago

    Reminds me of a classic joke.

    College boy is buying supplies for a big party. The old woman cashier starts throwing him meaner and meaner looks as she rings up all the beer and liquor.

    “Will there be anything else…SIR?”

    “Why, yes. I will need fifty boxes of your finest condoms, MISS.”

    “Don’t you ‘miss’ me!”

    “In that case, make it sixty boxes.”

      • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
        25·
        2 days ago

        She said “Don’t you ‘miss’ me.”

        Her intended meaning was "Don’t refer to me as “miss.”
        He understood it as “Don’t forget to have sex with me too.”
        As the audience, we are alerted to this humorous misunderstanding by his action of buying more condoms. He increased his order as to not “miss” doing sex on her as well.

        • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
          8·
          1 day ago

          Oh, I think I would have got that more if he said “fifty-one boxes”.

          I didnt realise he used 10 boxes per girl