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Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

sell me your company with five words

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sell me your company with five words

Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    It is not my company.

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    Buy my company or else

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Will drop pants for food.

  • FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    beans beans beans beans beans

  • the_fuckler@nord.pub
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    10 days ago

    Foreskin. Reattachment. Stands with Palestine.

  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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    10 days ago

    AI, crypto, and blockchain free.

  • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
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    10 days ago

    hey, do you wanna kiss

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    We’re all gonna die anyway.

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Only need two:

  • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 days ago

    We dispose of billionaire oligarchs

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    10 days ago

    We mine crypto! Oh, wait…

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    shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker

    • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 days ago

      You didn’t understand what i mean

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        You asked for five words. I gave you five. Those words will make your next album go platinum. If you wanted all seven ask for seven next time.

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    Can buy presidential pardons fast.

  • Surp@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    My company is for free

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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    9 days ago

    Buy this here company, dude!

    • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.worldOP
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      Ok i will buy it

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