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  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Dear Lord Jesus, it’s been many years since I prayed. Give me this one thing and we can work something out. Over and out.

      • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Honestly outside of being tricking into killing your wife and child it could be a worse deal

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!