phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoGetting older is so much funimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1578arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1577arrow-down1imageGetting older is so much funphudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square22linkfedilinkfile-text
Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoThe trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoThe second cumming of Christ?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThe second cummings of Christ. Fixed it. Thanks.
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
The second cumming of Christ?
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
The second cummings of Christ.
Fixed it. Thanks.