GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoHome renovationsimagemessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1539arrow-down128
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minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoThat only solves your problem. It doesn’t add problems for the perpetrator, which is the only thing we are concerned with here.
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoDoesn’t actually solve your problem…you further fuck up your own hardwood
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWe are already in pretty firmly academic territory here
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoadd a drop of mercury on each screw
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoCut the hands off the downstairs neighbour with it. Now they don’t need a stripper pole. Pole gets removed and everything goes back to normal (after all the court cases and prison time etc).
That only solves your problem. It doesn’t add problems for the perpetrator, which is the only thing we are concerned with here.
You can use it on them too
Doesn’t actually solve your problem…you further fuck up your own hardwood
We are already in pretty firmly academic territory here
add a drop of mercury on each screw
Cut the hands off the downstairs neighbour with it. Now they don’t need a stripper pole. Pole gets removed and everything goes back to normal (after all the court cases and prison time etc).