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No parody is far enough from reality anymore.
Don’t worry, the code to open it is just 1-2-3-4-5.
Incredible! I have the same combination on my Chastity belt!
You gotta upgrade to a virgin alarm.
SUSH don’t give them ideas
Here I am counting my breaths to see if I could get away with the free tier
I immediately questioned myself on it too but I think that it ignores me doing anything physically taxing.
A question I am yet to see satisfactorily answered: Why would a corporation want to show ads to someone who cannot afford their product?
Really weird that they continue to do this to this day. So many ads that do nothing but waste poor peoples time.
The hope is that instead of buying air you buy the products and continue to watch ads
There’s a Black Mirror episode like that.
honestly, don’t give them too many ideas.
Dot and Bubble
An actual plot point in Dungeon Crawler Carl
Darn it, I really need to read that book.
ah yes, government advertising.
It won’t be direct government advertising, it’ll be whatever mega-corp they outsource this to that refuses to make sure the ads are scam free and sfw.
Also expect 100% up time for the ad service, but the breaths may range 0 to 15 per minute depending on how many people are using the service at once.
