• JoShmoe@ani.social
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    2 months ago

    We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.