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Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

www.independent.co.uk

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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

www.independent.co.uk

Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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Homeowners are turning to James Jacobs’ services to kick squatters out of empty homes, which includes sword-wielding
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    Ok…but what happens when a squatter has a gun?

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      “The average sword-wielding man has no firearms experience.”

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        He should slowly develop his resistance to bullets, starting with air rifle and then small calibre rounds.

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          Princess Bride Iocaine Powder GIF of the guy falling over

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      He also has a gun according to the article. This is also in California where the likelyhood is lower.

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        28.3 people out of 100. Not that unlikely

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