🚣 Cash up front or I’ll use it again.
Psh! This is so easy give me that cash and you’ll never see me using that stupid 🚣 emo-
fuck
But can I fix door hinges?
You can choose the challenge
No, the man in the rowboat is on his way to fix door hinges so it’s basically the same thing.
Pfft, ez
With 500m I can afford to use the ⛵ emoji instead 😏
Shit, look at you moneybags. How much did it cost you to post that?
🛬 *lauhgs in CEO
Nah, too risky. What if during those two days someone puts a gun to my head and tells me they’ll shoot unless I post the rowboat emoji? What if I’m stranded in the middle of a lake and need to communicate to an illiterate person that they should get their rowboat and come help me?
Not now that I know it exists.
Sending my wife an emoji of a little man in a boat, brb.
I’ll take 200 million and can honestly say I’ve never used that emoji and will continue on that path.
Look at you, already deducting the taxes 🚣♂️💸
🚣♂️
I couldn’t help it
🚣♀️what is going on there’s not just one there’s three?
Gender modifier. Neutral, male, female.
🚣🚣♀️🚣♂️
You can also get different skin color variations.
🚣🏻🚣🏼🚣🏽🚣🏾🚣🏿
🛶 and an empty one
🚣
Is 🛶 okay? How about 🧔🛶?
I didn’t know this emoji existed, but now I don’t think I could abstain from using it.
There’s a boat emoji?
Hell no. I want to be unable to use that emoji for at least a year, preferably a lifetime.
(The Unicode consortium betrayed us, and themselves, by putting emoji in Unicode.)
🫃
🫃
I cannot stop laughing at the mpreg emoji after reading a long online thread of people complaining for its existance
🫄🫃🤰 oh yeah I’m safe
Transcription
U get $500 Million cash …
but u can’t use the guy rowing boat emoji for 2 Days
Would u do it ??
[A picture of a chat box with nothing in it but the ‘man rowing boat’ emoji with medium-light skin tone. 🚣🏼♂️]
