Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoEvolution at its finest!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down112
arrow-up1632arrow-down1external-linkEvolution at its finest!lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·6 days agoJust attach torches to the tank and have them shooting flames sideways. Cars will stay away.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 days agoInstruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can’t hide under the fire truck forever, send help!
minus-squaredabster291@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 days agoI’m pretty sure that was an actual car anti-theft patent back in the day edit: it was a released product?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(flamethrower)
Just attach torches to the tank and have them shooting flames sideways. Cars will stay away.
Instruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can’t hide under the fire truck forever, send help!
>be the firetruck
>Bee me
>Buzz
I’m pretty sure that was an actual car anti-theft patent back in the day
edit: it was a released product?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(flamethrower)