So far the comments are all jokes, but I’m not laughing. The inmate is Australian, the prison is Australian, and Vegemite is widely beloved down under, certainly not something esoteric, expensive, or difficult to obtain. Banning it is simple cruelty, akin to banning hamburgers in US prisons.

Vegemite does taste like something a prison should serve… marmite though 🤌

Given the taste, I assume it could burn through steel bars

The cunt’s got a point

The title sounds like a 90s rap lyric.

I thought this was Dull Mens Club for a moment.