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11·2 days agoThe WOKE COURTS don’t rule on real laws. They very much make it up to get TRUMP. The INJUSTICE system is totally CORRUPT, the Enemy of the People!
—@RealDonaldTrump
Who knew MAGA meant Measles Again Grifiting Assholes
211·5 days ago
One of my proudest Achievements in my first term was to create SPACE FORCE, the First new branch of the Armed Forces in over 70 years… Now that Space Force is up and running, I think it is time to use them against the ALIEN ENEMIES that have overrun the Country. As President, I will invoke the ALIEN ENEMIES ACT and use the SPACE FORCE to finally rid our ONCE GREAT COUNTRY of these - in many cases very bad and evil- ALIENS.
–@RealDonaldTrump
“going” is doing a lot of work here…
From:“THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET,” Trump wrote in an all-caps Truth Social post, “BECAUSE MY POLLS AGAINST BIDEN ARE SO GOOD THAT INVESTORS ARE PROJECTING THAT I WILL WIN, AND THAT WILL DRIVE THE MARKET UP.”
and.
TRUMP CASH vs. KAMALA CRASH!
To: "I DON’T LOOK AT THE MARKET
I didn’t know leopards could get jobs in the first place
Elmo sure has a lot of turbulent priests that need attending to…
That was the entire point of leading Zelenski into the blow up meeting: to have an excuse to discontinue aid, and blame it on Zelenski
In other news, my call options on leopard futures are going to the moon.
Just as President Musk and Vice President Krasnov were instructed
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Was it Grok?
Freeze peach absolushionalist
Good, Q is finally ending the nefarious 5G microchip implant plan of the Deep State. Now many diseases can finally stop spreading, and JFK Jr. will rise and join his cousin to Make America [and the World] Healthy Again.
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