• lime!@feddit.nu
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    21 hours ago

    if you cum, snort, and puff at the same time, your body goes into recovery mode

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 hours ago

      … What?

      No.

      You just have to hold a nose boop for 10 seconds, release, then three quick headpats.

      I am fairly sure what you have described is how to simutaneously give yourself testicular torsion, a hernia, and a heart attack.

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      18 hours ago

      Nah, after snuffing it takes a few minutes
      You can actually pretty easily time this

      The only thing is: puffed will acted more or less immediately. So you’ll need to be able to smoke while jacking off, which can lead to serious injuries, when you’re already intoxicated

      So, wouldn’t recommend to synchronize it that much ;⁠-⁠)