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YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 4 days ago

Discussion Thread 🪼 Monday 3 November 2025

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Discussion Thread 🪼 Monday 3 November 2025

YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 4 days ago
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    They keep asking him if he’s had any bad reactions and he says “no”. I told him next time they ask, tell them you’ve been eating more icecream lately and you think your dick’s grown a few more inches and see what they say.

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      He should start reeling off pregnancy symptoms

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        Yessss!!!

        I told him “tell them your wife plucked a long white hair that look like a cat whisker from your eyebrow today. Could that be a symptom?”.

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          Claim hairy palms

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            😂

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