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    4 days ago

    blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”

    manager: “h-he said that?”

    blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”

    manager: *sweats*

    blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”