He was not able to respond to questions, a police spokesperson said in the morning, adding that he was being investigated on suspicion of a property crime.

Bro … he fell out of a window, through a pigeon net and got hurt and they still investigate him for eating two sausages. Cut the guy some slack.

Schwäbisch Hall,

What did you call me???

Lucky bastard called too soon. Also did he… Eat frozen sausages?