Police took a late-night emergency call from a young man who didn't know where he was and said he was injured. He'd fallen from a pub into a neighboring butcher's yard, where he found ample snacks as he awaited rescue.
He was not able to respond to questions, a police spokesperson said in the morning, adding that he was being investigated on suspicion of a property crime.
Bro … he fell out of a window, through a pigeon net and got hurt and they still investigate him for eating two sausages. Cut the guy some slack.
Bro … he fell out of a window, through a pigeon net and got hurt and they still investigate him for eating two sausages. Cut the guy some slack.