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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the angry dome.
That and:
Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
Goodbye, cruel world!
Goodbye, cruel lamp!
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…
“I was going to eat that mummy.”
Good news, everyone! I’m still technically alive!
PAZUZU!!!
Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Prof. Farnsworth: Why, of course! It’s just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror!
Now I’m too young to rent UltraPorn.
Runner-up would be: “Now, now… perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.”
(Rumbling in the laboratory…) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is “Good news! I’m still technically alive, yes”
He’s teriyaki style
Professor Farnsworth: You can’t just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It’s a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I’ve never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.
Leela: Then we’ll need a guide, someone who’s been there before.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I’ve been there. Lots of times. [laughs maniacally]
“So that’s what things would be like if I’d invented the fing-longer.”
A man can dream…
FARNSWORTH:
Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.FRY: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
FARNSWORTH: Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
Edit: Sorry I’m not sure why my comment was added as a reply to the parent comment.
between zero and one.
between one and zero
